Over-clicking

When a user of a slow computer starts angrily clicking the same button or link repeatedly in frustration

Support guy 1: That bitch in accounts is complaining of a slow computer. I checked it last week, it was fine.

Support guy 2: She is probably just over-clicking again

by Clayton1422 July 17, 2016

piss-click

When you're so pissed off you mis-click and look like a dumbass.

OH MY GOD, WHY THE HELL DO I ALWAYS PISS-CLICK?!?!?!

by YellowCracker70 January 1, 2017

left click liberal

Someone who is secretly a republican, but is VERY liberal online.

Hey, bro.. you hook up with that left click liberal yet?

by zee_meister April 18, 2017

Elitist clickbait

The phrase used by the New And Improved Environmental Protection Agency when referring to articles about demonstrable facts in science.

That article about anomalous warming and human-caused climate change is just elitist clickbait.

by Desertphile October 26, 2017

Freudian click

When you click something automatically because of repressed sexual thoughts.

It was such a Freudian click when Oliver clicked that "cuck porn"-link just now

by freutenstach May 4, 2018

Dick Click

When you go on Omegle and you see a dick and you hit skip.

This guy was stroking his dick on Omegle so i dick clicked him.

by moistdoors June 13, 2018

false click

When you think you read all the signals and clicked with somebody, when in fact they have no romantic interest.

Man I don't know what happened, we hit it off, talked all night, and even touched hands, but she has not text back.

Bro I understand but dude you had a false click.

by theway146 August 21, 2018