classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

yabean classic

a reference you use when you are losing brain cells or going apeshit over a valorant game.

Dude #1: "Dude, that guy is spending all of his life savings on Valorant just to rage 24/7."
Dude #2: "Damn, that's a yabean classic."

by therealpeely April 30, 2023

Classic Baum

When someone tells a repetitive joke with no effort

baum: josh you literally frotted
josh: classic baum

by bulletcel July 7, 2025

Classical Music

Claire

Hey bro what the definition of classical music?
CLAIRE!

by fgrtrth June 2, 2021

Dipshit Classic

An inept person whos behavior adheres to outdated and obsolete traditions, practices and social norms.

His sexist view of women in the workplace is straight out of the 1950s, truly dipshit classic.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

Hijacked classic

The act of fucking a girl whilst complaining no one else is helping a shouting shit ok whilst nutting in her.

“Yo did u see me pull the Hijacked classic the other day, like gg bro”

by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020

Heritage Classic Drunk

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

by Jon Guitar March 6, 2011