charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

charma

The charm with which one is gifted. Can be raised to new heights after 3 drinks and fall exponentially after 6. Said charm, or lack thereof, can and will be reciprocated back on to you.

Man, I really fucked up my charma by doing those tuaca shots and falling off my flipflops.

by CBD Twins September 8, 2005

Lucky Charms

Slang term for Ecstasy, name given because of the images commonly ingraved on E pills that can look like Lucky Charms.

Brad: Dude, I need to get bouncing, pass me some Lucky Charms.

Bro #1: This club is gonna be kick ass.
Bro #2: Yeah but I need to get my shit going.
Bro #1: Well, reach into the pot o' gold and pop some Lucky Charms.

by B-more Bro April 23, 2007

carmel

A place where the high school boy's basketball team finger each others butt holes...

Person 1: I have a good idea, let's haze those freshmen by
fingering their butt holes!

Person 2: Woah man, we're not in carmel!

by dieselmaniac6 May 2, 2010

Carmel

1. Two different locations described in the Bible.
2. Some ritzy place in California

3. A stripper tier girl's name
4. How low IQ people pronounce the word "caramel".

You can instantly tell that a person is religious if they mention Carmel in a religious sense, that a person is rich if they live in Carmel, that a woman is a stripper if her name is Carmel, and that a person is stupid and illiterate if they pronounce "caramel" as "carmel".

by rheinmetall December 21, 2019

CARMEN

a very pretty latina. has a nice juicy ass.looks white.very nice and funny.
loves her besties!
BEACH BUM

did u see that carmen?

by lolo:) April 30, 2009

The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"

Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!

by Ason J Nderson A May 14, 2010