Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

weedy cabbage

Pot head, used by a british guy over xboxlive

George Bush is a weedy cabbage

by Gothicgamer January 27, 2008

cabbage

when one's pissflaps lose tenacity

1: "man u still shaggin winny?"
2: "yeh totally dude bin trawlin her for a year or so now...she's becomin a bit of a cabbage patch kid tho."
1: "you fuck"

by pirate-core November 2, 2003

Muff Cabbage

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.

Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"

by Mithotyn October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 16, 2010

Mietta smells like cabbage

somesone called mietta that smells like a cabbage!!!!
someone who is retard and thinks she is the best at everything!!

mietta smells like cabbage

omg that was so mietta

by A123456789 April 13, 2011

cabbage

Person with a low amount of brain cells, dumb, slow in the head.

"Whens the 5 o'clock bus coming?"

"Wtf!, what a cabbage!"

by Ezy Garcia December 9, 2007