1) A guy that is 100% addicted to getting backdoor action from a girl. All he talks about is nailing her in the backdoor.
2) A man who loves to jackhammer a woman only in the backdoor.
2) A man who loves to jackhammer a woman only in the backdoor.
There he goes again. Eric is being quite the Captain Sodomite. All day he only talked about how long it would take him to hit her in the backdoor.
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someone who failed drinking a flaming shot and ends up with a burned face and a lack of facial hair.
Eric tried to impress a couple of girls at a party by drinking a flaming shot, but he ended becoming the dreaded captain firebeard.
by Ice Cold Killer December 21, 2010
Get the dreaded captain firebeard mug.The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.
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Get the captain morgan mug.The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.
My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.
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