Canada

Homer Simpson's dream of freedom, health care and the North American Way!

"Gee Marge, all the kids are getting so stoooopid in school ...is this conutry getting dumberer or what... can ah duh... (slugging a Duff) oh where can we go where can we move ...what Marge? ...Canada"

by magnusonart April 30, 2005

Canada

Second biggest Country in the world, known for kick-ass musicians (Sam Roberts, The Tragically Hip, Diana Krall, Feist, Sarah McLaughlin etc.) maple syrup, hockey, lacrosse, insulin, the telephone, poutine, chesterfields, peace.... etc., etc.

Pretty beautiful country. From the coasts of Vancouver Island to the P.E.I, Canada has it all. Boreal Forest, Praries, Tundra, you name it, we got it.

Canada is awesome!

by Poutines are good March 24, 2009

Canaan

The greatest friend in the world. She is alway there for "me" and understands "me". When nobody else does.

sexy funny loyal canaan

by LivinLargeLiz02 March 2, 2010

canadian band incest

1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things.

2. superconnection

1. The Stills new album will show that they've been participating in Canadian band incest because Emily Haines is on it.

2. superconnected...

by nini's a ninja May 4, 2006

canada

A country bordering America with nice people, but it's fair share of not so nice ones, smart people and idiots, anorexic freaks and obese people, and all that normal jazz. Canada's just a country like anyone else, we don't live in igloos and have pet beavers, (although a beaver tail is a very popular dessert). We're not usually all that happy with our government either, America isn't the only country with that problem. We don't live in parkas and go skiing every day and unlike popular belief we DO have electricity up here. Parts of the USA are farther north than Toronto and Windsor, for example. So don't show up at the border wearing a snowsuit + skis in july. We have summer here too. We're normal people, and have our stereotypes, just like America may, or any other country.

My name is Alex.
And I - AM - CANADIAN!

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!

by d a n a e October 6, 2006

Canada

A country I am proud to call my home.

We have every thing

high living standards
Strong economy
Culture
good music
good people
Wealth
and Canada is especially proud to call the United States of America its neighbour, friend and ally

Canada is lucky to have such a good friend as America who will fight to the death for us even when a bucn of hypocrite Canadians trash talk America

God bless Canada
and
God bless America

by free thought master July 2, 2005

cakeage

corkage fee for cake

Some restaurants charge cakeage if you eat your own cake at the restaurant.

by Cyclone Odette March 30, 2009