The Three C's

Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons. As told by raging progressive segregationist "Alfalfa Bill" Murray when DEMOCRATS were open about the last part.

Liberal Reporters: Governor Murray, we're from Look Magazine. Would you care to repeat The Three C's for the papers?

Alfalfa Bill: Lemme see here, Look Magazine you say! Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons ya goddamn nigger lovin' jew outfit!

by John D. Negroponte March 19, 2019

CSUMB

California State University Monterey Bay

I go to CSUMB.

WTF? That's a fucking university?

by Anonymous March 3, 2004

CSP

Cruel Silly Pudding

Dude, you are a real CSP

by Voldieisthebest May 6, 2011

CSUMB

Califronia State University of Marijuana & Beer --

located in Seaside, CA on the former military base, Fort Ord.

CSUMB student: I stole classified documents about Bay of Pigs from an officer's compound.

by carrot-flowers May 1, 2006

CSR

acronym
Chronic Sperm Retention - Resulting from the lack of sexual relations for extended periods of time.

I'm afraid Herb struckout again at the singles bar. He has a really bad case of CSR.

by WarPirate November 19, 2004

CSI

Customer Service Indian

I was on the phone with Microsoft's CSIs for 4 hours trying to reinstate "OMFG PWN MY BALLS" my gamertag.

by ScottyQ November 9, 2007

CSULB

Short for California State University for Lazy Bonehead or Loose Bitches. This is another commuter school that accepts any bonehead that wants a college degree. Any high school surfers that are too dumb to get into UC Santa Barbara or UC San Diego can always count on CSULB. The cost of what CSULB alumni called education is cheap, and the girls are definitely hot.

blondie 1: Yo girl! U got accepted to LB State?
blondie 2: Yeah. I can't wait for CSULB fall semester to start.
blondie 1: My boyfriend said LB State stands for loose bitches state? Have you heard that?
blondie 2: Your boyfriend's a lazy bonehead that also goes to LB State.

by Socal Native August 7, 2011