A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
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William: "Not on the white couch ! My wife wouldn't like that."
William: "Not on the white couch ! My wife wouldn't like that."
by Margin Monkey #1 March 17, 2011
Get the white couch mug.aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.
Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.
by T March 15, 2005
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Get the couch nigger mug.Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
by VE007 February 6, 2010
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