Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.
by fierle franz May 1, 2010
Get the couch gravitymug. "Hey who's couch nug is that? can i throw it in this rello?"
as in attempting to fill a cigarillo with marijuana with a nugget of merijuana found on or in the couch.
as in attempting to fill a cigarillo with marijuana with a nugget of merijuana found on or in the couch.
by catatafish May 19, 2010
Get the couch nugmug. A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
Get the Nig couchesmug. aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.
Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.
by T March 15, 2005
Get the couch tourmug. by jane sadwoman February 11, 2010
Get the Couch Burnmug. by bob September 1, 2006
Get the couch niggermug. A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.
“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”
by The duke785 April 27, 2019
Get the couch eatermug.