Twat Connection

a tight connection of the opposite sex

by twiddles August 8, 2003

Conan O'Brien

Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.

Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.

by Allen C August 2, 2007

coning

Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.

Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.

by 2444 August 1, 2005

Hartford, Connecticut

As of 2011 A.K.A. The Heartbeat, Insurance capital of the world (even though a lot left/insurance started in Hartford) 19th most dangerous city in US. As of 8/1/11 more murders happened here than in New Haven which can boost the city towards most dangerous...Hartford has the worst public school system in Connecticut, but has tallest buildings in CT. Has the XL Center downtown where it hosts many events. Has a very nice downtown but bad neighborhoods (very). The people who work in downtown live in the surrounding towns. Very dangerous when it gets dark, you will get popped, jumped and or stabbed especially in North Hartford. The city has a huge island population that mainly lives in the northern section of the city. It is kind-of divided, you have the Puerto Ricans in one area and the Jamaicans in the other, and they represent their homeland by wearing their country/territory colors. But the whole city is bad, but on the bright side it has a good amount of colleges

Hartford, Connecticut

by InCTB August 1, 2011

Connecticut

Maybe by statistics one of the richest states, but has a very large ghetto population. either you in a farm community, which is the richer section, or you in a city...which is most likely ghetto. ive never been to a city in ct that didnt atleast have one area wit moderatly high crime. some of the many ghettos: hartford, new haven, bridgeport, stamford, middletown, east hartford, and there is a farming town, portland, who has a lot of poverty, ghettos, and white trash. Also home to many italians and puerto ricans.

Are you from Connecticut?

Yeah Why?

Oh man you rich you from Fairfield or suttin?

Nah, Bridgeport.

Oh...shit do you have a gun? ::runs away::

by leandrah October 4, 2005

Connecticut College

A small, liberal arts college located in New London, CT. Conn College, as it is affectionately known by the majority of the student body, is home to about 1900 undergraduates. The ConnColl student probably went to a not-quite-as prestigious boarding school in New England and likely plays at least one varsity sport, with varying legitimacy. Conn students are not as smart or as athletically talented as most of the rest of the NESCAC, mostly because it went co-ed much more recently than many of the older schools and so has had less time for alumnae to pump the endowment to recruit better athletes and raise the standard for admission.

Socially Conn is not what it used to be. Though there is a moderately solid bar scene in New London, it's only fun when a large group of Conn kids go otherwise the local New Lo meth heads will eat your face. Parties on campus tend to be decent at best, as floor parties tend to get broken up quickly and there are no dorms big enough for a lot of people to hang out. Off campus parties at the lax house or at the ridge apartments are usually the best bet, as there are most always kegs and no campus po.

strange amount of skunks. almost all white kids. dece food. hot girls. good bud. a lot of strange kids in strange dorms doing strange things. if youre cool you will find a way to have fun, but only on thursdays and saturdays.

buddy at brown: what's good at connecticut college this weekend?
conn kid: if you come thursday or saturday there will prob be somethin fun goin on
buddy at brown: ....
buddy at brown: why dont you just come here and we can get drunk and find cool parties any night...
conn kid: it makes me remember how i couldn't get into brown when i applied, i get super sad dude
buddy at brown: sick, alright well im gonna go see whats up at deke, you should definitely drive the 45 minutes to providence man
conn kid: na i'm gonna get 'zza from oasis n prob just chill by the dance solo.

by conncamel October 25, 2010

Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.

Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005