by Excelsior von hemogloben October 17, 2011
Get the Cock Sherpamug. A person who is generous to the upperside of the male member. One who licks or salivates on a penis' shaft without doing anything else.
"Jesus Christ that fucking woman would go anywhere else."
"What do you mean?"
"She was perched on my dick like a cock raven"
"What do you mean?"
"She was perched on my dick like a cock raven"
by Definately not Mike December 2, 2005
Get the Cock Ravenmug. by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017
Get the Cock Snobblermug. Jim- "Did you see Jeff Davis in the men's restroom?"
Dwayne- "yes, he was cock scoping every dick in the room"
Dwayne- "yes, he was cock scoping every dick in the room"
by Davisistheman November 13, 2009
Get the Cock Scopingmug. Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.
COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET
by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012
Get the Cock Hulkmug. When someone literally whips out his cock and slashes another person/object/animal with it. It is one of the most ridicilious ways of 'pwning' someone. Instead of saying "owned"/"pwned", you can say "Cock slashed".
by Big Dick Player February 9, 2009
Get the Cock Slashmug. A fat, strong, juicy looking cock.
A dick that is' 'ripped' and veiny. Can hold a girl of any weight because its strong like superman.
A dick that is' 'ripped' and veiny. Can hold a girl of any weight because its strong like superman.
by Kim Barnett June 23, 2013
Get the hench cockmug.