CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.

My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.

by weave September 22, 2003

Cluster Fuck

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.

John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked

by The Dude February 27, 2005

clusterfuck

A hard drive with a lot of bad sectors.

That hard drive was a real clusterfuck!

by Maverick1010101 August 27, 2009

Clitter

The glitter found on your clothes at the end of the night after leaving a strip club that has rubbed off from a stripper.

I got in trouble last night from the wife, after that stripper rubbed her pussy in my face, and covered me in her clitter.

by Lazzy September 17, 2012

Cluster Fuck

A term used for gangbanging a girl or having a group orgy in one particular area ( a small room.)

Hey guys lets have a cluster fuck over Hilary's house.

by T-Bear May 6, 2005

clusterfuck

The entire democratic party.

Well, it's nice to see the DNC (Democratic National Committee) has a new group of clusterfucks to make fun of.

by suasponte75 August 27, 2006

clutterfuck

what a house with two kids and animals becomes after a week of no time to clean.

It is a real clutterfuck in here! (not to be said in front of children)

by nicoleode October 3, 2006