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Christopher Gaines 

Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food
holy shit thats Christopher Gaines you better watch out

christopher franco 

he is the hottest and sexiest man alive, the best mobile fortnite player to ever grace this earth. jr is ass compared to him. esteban wants to suck him but he is taken. esteban committed suicide after that. in his prime he was better at soccer than ronaldo and messi combined. rachel and nana are very jealous because chris is going to be rich and they will live on the streets where they belong. jose has a crush on rachel tho.
christopher franco: exists*
everyone: marry me pls
christopher franco: fuck you

Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.
I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

Christopher River 

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

christopher buzby

• hot bald male who has a three footer

• fucks instruments for a living

• makes music out of his wife’s moans

• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock
Christopher, are you fucking the saxophone again!

Christopher Buzby

Christopher bass 

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy
Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth