Bruce

That one dyslexic demon next door.

Person 1: What is that sound?

Person 2: Oh. It's just Bruce waking up.

by Gammer Girl March 6, 2023

bruce teh shrimp

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp

Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!

by helleagh October 7, 2017

Bruce lee

A very sexy Asian that is very good a fighting

Do you know Bruce lee?
No who is he?
MY LOVE LIFE

by Tokyomochi January 30, 2020

Bruce

A dude that likes to throw motherfuckers in the dryer

oh you wanna die? ITS OKAY BRUCE WILL JUST THROW YOU IN THE DRYER :)

by bonelesskidznbleach April 23, 2021

Bruce

Slang for friend

You left your mate, that ain't your Bruce.

by Mxrphyy September 4, 2021

Bruce

He is a kind person who is selfless but gets too attached too easily, beware if you make him too upset he isn’t afraid to tell you to “STOP” he’s not afraid to share his opinions no matter how controversial they may be, doesn’t like fast paced games and will exit the room if it’s not fair, and sometimes he’s just there

Bruce said loudly, “SLOW DOWN!”

by bllabot November 22, 2023

Bruceing

When you get high off of your own ass hole fumes.

Usually it's something alot of cats or dogs do when they are bored in their spare time. It's only a common thing to be done if their name is Bruce.

God damn it Bruce, stop bruceing off of your ass hole. You've been sniffing that crack for days and have over dosed off of your own ass stench.

by Scuddler October 16, 2023