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Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.
Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.
by Box_o_Foxes June 5, 2024
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Broke it

When sbd finds a purpose or use for something that everybody else has overlooked.

The first example of the idiom used this way, occurred when somebody created a puzzle from Rubik's Snake, of which Rubik himself claimed that it isn't a puzzle:

"The snake is not a problem to be solved; it offers infinite possibilities of combination. It is a tool to test out ideas of shape in space." See Washington Post, Oct 4, 1981: Rubik's Snake of 'Infinite Possibilities'. Notwithstanding these properties, it turns out to be a puzzle as well.

Look for the book "Soul of the Snake" by CubeMan69, at the Lulu book store, by August 2022.
Sam: You've got so many books lying around.
Yvette: Right?
Sam: I broke it. I used one of them as a coaster, see? (Putting his beer on it.)
Yvette: Right!
by Cuc69 August 2, 2022
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Dime Sack Broke

You spent the last of your Coin on a Dime Sack; so you’re all out of Money...
Friend: Hey man do you want to go get some grub!? I’m starving!

You: sure man, but can you spot me!? I’m Dime Sack Broke!
by JC-Mcfresh October 21, 2019
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broke auntie

A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.

Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.

Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.

Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 20, 2022
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Netflix broke up

when someone significant to you tells you they are not going to watch a Netflix series with you anymore.
e were watching series of Unfortunate events together loving it having a great time comparing the books reviewed the casting choices, loving the tone and comparing our imaginations from when we read the book. then she got busy I got busy, it wasn't a weekly thing anymore. Things started to fade but the fun memories were still there and we have only got the Aunt Josephine part.

Last week, She told me she was gonna start watching it with some else. Netflix broke up
by go fishy go June 18, 2018
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Broke-assed

See broke-ass for Broke-assed
by V.Sylva May 11, 2012
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