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london bridge 

What ignorant Americans call Tower Bridge.

People of America, listen up while I drop some science:

The Bridge in London which is impressive to look at and had a Tower (hint) at each end is called Tower Bridge. London Bridge is actually a few hundred yards to the west, and looks like nothing much actually.
1. In 1968, an American, Robert P McCulloch paid $2.5 million dollars to buy London Bridge under the mistaken belief that he was buying Tower Bridge. The then London Bridge was taken down, transported to America and reconstructed at Lake Havasu City in Arizona. (A new London Bridge was opened in London in 1973). D'OH!!

2. The bridge that is seen in the video to London Bridge by Fergie is actually Tower Bridge. D'OH!!!

3. British people still laugh about Americans not knowing the difference between the two. :-)
london bridge by Dr Pinch October 4, 2006
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Stone Bridge High School 

Home to the Brady Bunch kids' clones.
"Let's go to school on the holidays just so we can learn!"
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London Bridge 

A popular nursery rhyme that also goes by the name "My Fair Lady." Featured in a popular Fergie song that relates to what some call the most well-known nursery rhyme of all time. The song also alludes to the historic and scenic literal London Bridge that has been the subject of many poems, paintings, and musical pieces.
My favorite singing game when I was little was definitely My fair lady/London Bridge.

OMG Fergie is so educated and worldly--she wrote a song about a nursery rhyme AND a landmark!
London Bridge by sjssmarts July 2, 2014

build a bridge 

two men joining hands while one is receiving fellatio and the other is having intercourse with the same woman. Regional variation on the Eiffel Tower.
"Dude, let's build a bridge with Grace tonight!"
build a bridge by OCULAR! November 8, 2011

golden gate george washinton bridge 

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper
I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese

The bridge 

The bridge is a sex position , it is when a girl gets into the bridge position and a guy fucks her as she holds that position. To do this the girl has to be flexible and has to be able to hold a bridge for a long amount of time.
"dude did you get with jessica last night?"
"yeah man she can do the bridge"

humber bridge 

the fleshy section in between a woman's vagina and anus, also known as a female gooch. So-called because the Humber Bridge in England links the towns of Hull & Grimsby, i.e. 'the fishy bit to the shitty bit'.
Ooo arr! That 'umber bridge sure is mingin'!
humber bridge by disco_rob_funk February 21, 2005