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Sleep Bragging

Snoring so obscenely loud that its obvious you want everyone in the room to know even in your sleep. Can only be done unconsciously. Usually done by, but not limited to, Dads and Dogs.
Doug is on the couch Sleep Bragging again. I don't want to wake him but I can't hear the movie.
by I Love Soup and Gravy April 30, 2023
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Keep Banging your doors

A term used by prisoners or ex prisoners referring to the awesome load bang you get from slamming your cell/pad’s door. It pisses off the screws/ prison wardens because you can’t not jump/ be scared from it.
Keep banging your doors the boys”. Stop banging the fucking doors!!!”
by ImArascal May 11, 2023
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Victim bragging.

Compound Verb.

Something politically incorrect is said or done regarding an individual which is actually a compliment. The mindset of the target is often as follows.

>Hey!
>Hey Everyone!
>Look At Me!
>I'm so attractive and desirable that some guy spent a ton of time obsessing over me
>He's so obsessed with my beauty that he spent a ton of time imagining me naked
>cuz I'm so hot
>ME
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME

The target of a wolf whistle or cat call can express outrage but the give away is the smile they'll have on their face while doing so.

The following anecdote illustrates victim bragging in process.

I was once walking home from Uni with a girl and some guy catcalled her from a passing car.
She spent the entire remainder of the day telling everyone we met how terrible and demeaning the incident was, all the while wearing a shit-eating grin on her face. That catcall was her proudest achievement that year I'd imagine.
You're just victim bragging.

That catcall had her victim bragging for the rest of the day.
by Overton Window Escapee January 31, 2024
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Autism Bragging

Conspicuously highlighting 'neurodivergency' or autism or 'being on the spectrum' to an audience for personal gain.

Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions
There is Bob autism bragging again to investors to try to get more money for his hedge fund.
by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024
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Eulogy Bragging

Making a very public eulogy for a famous person in order to highlight your proximity, relationship, or familiarity to them upon their death (often to get attention for yourself).
When that famous painter Jack died, all his kids friends were eulogy bragging on facebook about how influential he was to them and tagging his son so that everyone knows they knew him personally!
by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024
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Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.
Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!
by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024
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Personal Branding on Google

'Personal Branding on Google' refers to the strategic process of managing and promoting one's professional identity and reputation through Google's platforms and search results. This involves optimizing content, engaging with audiences, and ensuring accurate information is displayed to enhance visibility and credibility.
"By focusing on personal branding on Google, she ensured her professional achievements were prominently displayed in search results."
by IRSAgents December 27, 2024
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