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Let’s Go Brandon

Shorthand Teabilly for “Fuck Joe Biden.” The Redneck Cultists that falsely believe in the easily disproven myth that 45 won the 2020 Presidential Election use it to show their displeasure with 46.

This got started when major media outlets misidentified the chant at the end of a NASCAR race that Brandon Brown won at Talladega Speedway in early October, 2021.

As a result, Brown has subsequently been turned into a colloquialism by cousin fuckers who desperately want to be oppressed.
“Hay, Cletus! The GOTDAMN police are telling me I can’t fuck my sister again. I blame that on this dumbass President. Let’s Go Brandon!

“I can’t have an abortion in Texas, so instead of hiding my feelings and saying something stupid like ‘Let’s Go Brandon,’ I’m just gonna tell it like it is and say ‘FUCK DONALD TRUMP!’”
by XStewart2007 October 31, 2021
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Brandon Max

A person that is gay in all ways, and he thinks he is the funny one in the group but actually is the really annoying person.
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The Brandon Complex

Similar to a God-complex, except only douchebagary ensues. Typically an only child, and often named Brandon(although they do not have to be named such), the subject says things to impress people that are unimpressive, and when called out on such, give you an angry, confused look.

Most are also spoiled, arrogant people who do not see their faults and will not accept the fact that they have faults; thinks everyone/everything is annoying, when in reality said person is the annoying one. Most friends are facades and utter insults behind the person's back, for good reasons too.

They also do not know how to properly talk with women, and will turn down women for idiotic reasons such as bad grades, or any lack of common sense. Stay away from anyone who has this complex, for only a failed friendship and your anger will follow.
Brandon, flexing; "Hey dude, I'm flexing. Aren't my muscles impeccable?"

Friend 1: "That's really unimpressive, especially since you are flexing. Why do you exist?"

Friend 2: "Indubitably; leave my premises immediately."

Friend 1: "What a classic example of The Brandon Complex."
by MTBTrizz January 28, 2010
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brandon brown

by missfett November 3, 2014
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brandon

look at that brandon in cargo shorts and a 59 50 hat
by sperry's and cream January 28, 2011
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Brandon Pummel

A stupid douchebag who fucks antelopes while licking his mothers inflamed vagina. A brandon pummel usually has a very small and brown dick. He thinks he has cool tattoos too but really they are just bullshit. Brandon pummel also has a BABYFACE. Everyone in the world thinks he should die. Faggot that couldnt make a squirrel moan with his two inch dick
Hey your not friends with brandon pummel are you?

NO.

Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex
by RICKY ROSSs October 18, 2008
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Brandon

by vxudv October 21, 2014
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