blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.

Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.

by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014

That belongs on AM

A phrase used to describe a song that is found repulsive, irritating, or just plain bad. The phrase is based off the known fact that the quality of AM radio is not as good as FM radio.

Uggh... What is that song? Man, that belongs on AM...

by Leecipher January 20, 2011

Dumb blonde

Has blonde hair , blue eyes,a tall and thin figure,and a bitchy personality.

Oh she’s a dumb blonde.

by The devil herself 😈 November 6, 2019

Where it belongs...

Putting it in the butt.

Man I heard that she likes it Where it belongs...

by The One TRUE love November 30, 2010

Cape Cod Blonde

- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.

- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.

Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.

"Hey how was your date?"

"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."

"That sucks. At least she put out."

by Jimmy Timmy October 13, 2004

bolonge

If you take body odor (BO) + cologne you get bolonge. It is the #1 killer in people younger than 21

Man did you smell that bolonge back in saint jo?

by mmehl October 9, 2004

Blondeheimers

A temporary moderate to severe memmory loss brought on by the presence of blonde hair

Oh that was a blondeheimers moment.

by Julie Kaufmann January 3, 2006