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Booker high

a school that is low on money but no one seems to care. lots of drugs, and violence but no one ever seems to get caught. the last time our school was remodeled was when it was reopened after the civil rights era in 1963. and write now im on myspace and im writing this on a school computer.
there are dope boys, emo kids, preps, thugs, faggets, gays, teachers, crack heads, prostitutes, hoes, homeless people, no joke, and gay ass cops and security guards in there lil carts,

booker high skool sucks.
by bill perrine March 6, 2008
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fart blocker

1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;

2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/"blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.

2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?

- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.

- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
by Yossup December 13, 2008
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bowker

n. 1)one who bowkes. 2) Another name for Bowker, whose real name is Megan Marie Bowker.

Megan Bowker became friends with Micher (Ryan Christopher Mitchel), and because her last name already could have been a noun, her last name became a term for one who bowks.

related words: bowk, mitch, mitcher
Megan, that wasn't funny. Stop bowking!
by seiya January 11, 2005
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Becker

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.
Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}

Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}

Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."

American viewer: "What a Becker."
by Rorschach348 September 4, 2009
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bickering

the act of removing anal hair with teeth, often the prelude to a rimjob
Kate's a dirty bitch, we were bickering last night and i nearly choked on a cleggnut
by charlie23 October 17, 2006
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bonker

1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood
by lauren walka April 12, 2006
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Becker

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

Alternative-

Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
by mfdl September 25, 2010
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