Blumpkin Spice Latte

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

by RachRiot September 22, 2014

smoked peppermint blumpkin

The art of receiving fellatio from someone who is smoking while you are seated on the toilet performing a bowel movement and brushing your teeth.

To save time before going out, a smoked peppermint blumpkin is the perfect way to multi task.

by joey crizz March 28, 2009

Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back

The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.

by c0rr January 19, 2011

Chew Blumpkin Shocker

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob

Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011

Blumpkin-con-munch

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit whilst eating a pizza

Franchise: That Tal bitch gave me a blumpkin-con-munch

Prime Time: Watch yo conduct yung nugga

by Terion December 15, 2013

Blumpkin Stage Fright

The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.

Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin

Tom - Sweet!!

Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me

Tom - Shit that sucks

Bob- You're telling me!!

by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009

Blumpkin El Nino

When you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face.

Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!

by Lo Dogg April 28, 2005