God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Eva Bless

A Girl's Pum/Pussy

Daddy I want to bless you with this Eva bless.
You have the eva bless pum pum.

by D.J January 2, 2017

beauty blessing

when you stay beautiful to be more Christ-like.

The beauty blessing helped most of Christ’s followers get to heaven.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2019

Bless

A gay African man

That guy looks gay and African he must be named Bless

by Bigdickniggerroach August 15, 2017

Blessing

Blessing is usually annoying and usually have big noses and bad at singing

U suck blessing

by chicken092462 December 28, 2021

BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.

“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”

by RocketCulture April 26, 2025