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Language Bible

tom: "did you pick up and learn spanish?"
david: "yeah man, i bought a Language Bible!"
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Bible of EDM

Femme Fetale by Britney Spears. The EDM Bible that shaped 2011.
What’s that you’re listening to?”
“Oh it’s just the Bible of EDM”
“Oh I love Femme Fetale!”
by Seanmdjr March 25, 2021
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Bible Rock

A type of music genre not to be confused with that famous mountain in Sri Lanka. While some Lyrics and other musical elements of The "Bible Rock" Music Genre embrace similar structure as Gospel Music, aka, Gospel Music, it finds a unique place in modern music society as interwoven," Biblical Story Telling", laced with The "Progressive Testament" to The "Human Condition". "Bible Rock" qualifies as religious cultural evolutionary expression, rather than merely a genre held as a method of preserving posterity. Bible Rock tends to differentiate from this fixated stream of thinking because it carries ritual and traverses time through mythological and through legendary epochs of human history as it contains a consistent interpretation pertinent to a "New Age". The "Bible Rock" Music Genre is embracing flexibility within all ethnic barriers and is universal with respect to those various influences.
The traditional song entitled "Motherless Child" became transformed as a "Bible Rock" Song as it endures since antiquity, being furtherd, translated, and transcribed by Musicians and Singer Songwriters.
by Giordano Bodhi April 2, 2021
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Bible

Originally popularized by the Kardashians, used at the end of a sentence to reassure that something (usually extraordinary) is true.
"I used to eat McDonalds 4 times a week, Bible"
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the brick bible

its a bible made of fricking legos
hey have you read the brick bible?
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That’s bible

Girl: yoooooo that Starbucks be poppin

Me: That’s Bible
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the bible

People who’ve made definitions of the Bible, make fun of it, make it sexual, or call it fictional.

Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?

Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.

You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
The world: “the Bible is trash none of it makes any sense whatsoever”

God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“

The world: “whatever suck it up

God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*

The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”
by wuhululu September 3, 2024
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