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IM VENGEANCE IM JUSTICE IM... THE BATMAN YOULL NEVER RUN AWAY NIGGLER
by donquavius bartholemew VII March 16, 2022
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Batman

A man that's a Bat
by Infernoblaze14 March 27, 2022
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Batman

(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.
Never fear! Batman is here!
by TheJimst3r July 5, 2016
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Batman

While doing girl from behind grab flashlight and scream like bat man 'TO THE BAT CAVE' and put your dick in her ass
I did BATMAN to random girl but she was in to butt stuff silo shes my girl now BITCHES!
by FIGPUCKER69 December 30, 2017
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Batmanning

A two gay, two irl sex position. The girls both use the same double-ended dildo while each one blows one of the guys. Everyone is getting pleased. Called batmanning because I’m action, it somewhat looks like Batman’s insignia
Jill and I got together with Joe and Jane. We were batmanning all night long.
by Madmaximus February 16, 2020
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Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).
A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,
by Starkweather-G January 30, 2023
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Batman

Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.
Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.

Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.

Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.

Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013
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