total bastard 

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

total bastard by Fluorosis November 11, 2014

trash bastard 

A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.

So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.

trash bastard by akaTheBaron December 30, 2015

Trifling Bastard 

Same as Trifling Bitch except is male gender.

You mean to tell me, he stole all the belongings in your parents house and the cash and now wants to have a share of the inheritance. What a Trifling Bastard!

Trifling Bastard by testementary January 17, 2016

Juubagel-Bastard 

The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.

Forg returns

Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!

Juubagel-Bastard by FlowGunner June 22, 2016

Mean bastard 

When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.

You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear

Mean bastard by Bear in a hole August 9, 2016

Turbo Bastard 

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

Turbo Bastard by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017

Bouncy Bastard 

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

Bouncy Bastard by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017