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y'all bitches need jesus

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help
Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!
by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 6, 2014
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fuck bitches, plant trees

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011
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Fuck Bitches, Get Money

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Fuck bitches, get money.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Fuck bitches, Get money"
by BaylenMiller January 21, 2009
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Fuck All U Bitches

Something a pimp will say to his hoes when they are acting "uppity" or bad.
Also a fun thing to say.
Fuck all u bitches!I'm giving you groceries and half of the income. What mo' do you want from me?
by Weak Ass Bitches December 1, 2004
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fine ass bitches

Girls who are really hot. The ones you walk behind goin' "damn she looks good."
8 Mile: They are in rap for the fine ass bitches
by Freakzilla May 9, 2003
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da bitches

All of the bitches you hate. Bitches include anyone who whines, giggles or talks obnociously or does anything that pisses you off.
"Man, you know who I fuckin' hate?"
"Who?"
"Da bitches"
by cumcumberhog May 25, 2009
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breakin bread with bitches

Refers to someone who was turned to snitching or has been seen lunching with cops. In the vernacular one would say "snitches get stitches for breakin bread with bitches."
I saw Charles over at the swap meet breakin bread with bitches.
by CharlieChuckles July 7, 2006
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