theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality
I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!
by ct18397 November 15, 2022
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Total Baller

An Ashlee that buys a total badass car to represent in her hood
OMG, did you hear Ashlee just bought a Lexus? Total Baller.
by FullySickDato December 06, 2021
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Kitty Cat Baller

A damn cool, laid-back female (loves gangster rap music)

Coined by Tigerlily in her song "Kitty Cat Baller"
There were a whole lot of bitches in the club last night and only one kitty cat baller.
by TigerlilyRadio April 02, 2012
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Baller Quad

giant room attached to a little box with 2 bunkbeds. the inhabitants are fabulous and have 2 tvs and 2 dying plants
I'm going to the Baller quad cause I need cooler friends
by Regina Felange November 28, 2007
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Baller Hating

Baller hating” or “ Baller hater” is someone who has more possessions then you * ex; money,cars,clothes & women * and they still hate on you for no reason or because you’re being yourself they’ll gatekeeper info and knowledge from the average person so they would not be able to advance further in life
“ yo cuzzo how’d you get rich ? You think you could help your cousin With some tips and trick's on how to get started on making passive income? “
passive
“ I would if there was any tips and tricks , just keep working hard you’ll be rich like me sooner or later cousin you got this“

“ just say you don’t want to help bro you don’t have to be BALLER HATING
by KIDD SIKE July 09, 2024
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baller bailey

Spitfire person, who loves deeply within their soul. Could confide in them for anything, and will long for them to do the same. Prepare to watch them fawn over poets & stories of love blooming within the souls surrounding them; and to fall in love with their view of the world. (also the love of cassidy’s life <3)
Baller Bailey is the light of your life, and will bring solace to your darkest times.
by nickmillerfanclub February 28, 2023
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bologna baller

Some one who pretends they are a baller but really living off mommy an daddy's money .
Brian is such a bologna baller ! I wish he would just be himself .
by Szasz October 30, 2020
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