softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls

A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls

by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017

The Dark Bat

The great sun

Glory, glory to The Dark Bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017

bat af

short for bat as fuck, this is a new way for youngsters to say "batty" or super batty, in fact.

Dude devin, you are bat af right now.

OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.

Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?

Babyface is bat af everyday

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009

Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.

I have had a bats moment.

by Crxissxnt December 2, 2022

Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling

Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018