cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

by ObamaPear April 24, 2020

Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.

That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.

by dreamie09 August 22, 2022

Zombie bat

Any bat infected with the rabies virus.

Stay far away from a zombie bat.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021

Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)

(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!

by SpicyBry January 26, 2022

Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.

That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.

by Meridianprice August 22, 2021

The Dark Bat

The great sun

Glory, glory to The Dark Bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

Poop Bat

A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

by NuffleButter May 28, 2023