The god of avocados who was told to “consume the earth and turn all of the trees to avocado trees” in Armageddon. It was commonly known as “The Force of Green Mush” and would have been one of the first to come out of the ginormous whole in the earth that as we all know was supposed to open on December 21, 2012. Thankfully this did not happen but some still believe the existence of Avogodo is real.
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The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
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Get the avocloud mug.a stupid emo cunt that ruined my life, he was the first guy i ever loved and atp i think the only one i will love. i couldn’t get out of bed for three weeks after him and we never dated, i hate him for how he treated me and how he told me he didn’t want to hurt me while he was the person who has hurt me the most. i will always love him i want it to go away but it won’t. max is a horrible guy and i hope he realises that.
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