autistic focus

OCD concentration on anything.

He had an autistic focus on the TV

by 5 Alive December 23, 2013

autistic baby

A creep baby that stares at people while consistanly drooling and will bite anyone who dares come close.

Watch out for the autistic baby, it'll bite the heck out of you.

by Autistic_lives_matter December 1, 2017

Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011

autism wheel

A spinner that became popular in 2017. Plastic with bearings inside, a very useless toy.

Jake : "Did you see that dude with his autism wheel yesterday?"
Jan : "I thought they were called fidget spinners"
Jake : "No, austism wheels."

by Homeless Soldier June 20, 2017

Auristic

The word an autistic person uses when denying being Autistic.

Person 1: " You're so autistic"
Person 2: "I'M NOT AURISTIC"

by Da Train Man 9000 #scrub December 4, 2018

Autismosis

Autismosis is when a adult who is neurotypical suddenly becomes borderline autistic by letting their emotions and frustrations get the better of them. They typically express this through weird child like noises and sudden movements that do not befit a mature adult. An over simplified way to describe Autismosis is when an adult has a unwarranted childish temper tantrum.

Wow is your friend alright, why is he making those noises and flailing around like that is he autistic? No his frustrations seem to have gotten the better of him and now it seems that he's got a case of Autismosis

by Samyboy420 November 11, 2021

Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.

Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!

by Your boy Alessandro January 14, 2009