web attack

You nut in your hand and procede to fling it in your partners face, all while yelling web attack.

I totally web attacked your sister last night

by Thedirtiestsanchez October 28, 2006

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Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015

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A sudden and very severe shock that happens to the motherboard of your mobile phone, without any reason, rendering it completely and utterly useless and causing you to lose every data that was stored in that device.

Guy A: Bro, my phone just died on me!
Guy B: What? How does that happen?
Guy A: It just had a Board Attack, without any reason. WTF!

by Syriano September 17, 2014

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shark attack

it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth

"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"

by oerotoast August 17, 2018

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Game Attack

The YouTube/Twitch channel with literally the greatest community on the internet. Live on Twitch at 10:30am CT, 4pm CT, and 9pm CT. New videos on YouTube on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Game Attack is the home of the greatest community on the internet.

by Kierszhmeister September 11, 2018

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Mack attack

A "Mack attack" is when Joe "Brandon" Biden pops-off.

The theory goes that he has two split personalities: Jack (cringe) and Mack (based). When Mack takes over, he says stuff like "c'mon Jack!" When Jack takes over, he's sleepy Joe.

"Hey, did you see the White House press conference where a reporter asked a dumb question and Biden just shot them down with a 'No. Next question?'"
"Yeah! Mack attack! Pretty alpha."

by Urbanscholar834 April 6, 2022

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Hoe Puncher Attack

1: To punch a hoe (or multiple hoes, it's up to you)
2: To attack the ground with a garden hoe, or throw your hoe on the ground (it works both ways)
3: Use said garden hoe, to hoe your hoe's face

Pimps usually use this method.

1: "Bitch, give my my money or you're gonna get the Hoe Punch Attack!"
2: "I'm gonna go hoe punch attack the garden"
3: "I'm gonna Hoe Puncher Attack you!"
"What's that mean?!"
"I'm gonna hit your face, with my hoe."

by Fayslaphanie Kryujistephlici February 4, 2010

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