Abbey

Abbeys are tall and stringy with long limbs representing an akward tree. They are clumsy, forgetful, and just downright unathletic in every way imaginable. Abbeys are extremely abnormal and odd. They have strange facial expressions and often use thier middle fingers instead of their pointer fingers. They are book obssesed and not very bright. Although they are execptionaly akward they are good friends.

"Look at that girl she fell AGAIN!!" "Yepp shes an Abbey alright."

by theakwardplants August 29, 2011

Albert Einstein

aka "The grand-father of all memes": 1. Very imaginative and putative father of many quotes. 2. "Last argument of internet rascals and trolls." (From Albert Einstein's dictionary of the internet).

Like Albert Einstein said, a troll's impact depends on his speed and his mass.

by Humorlos January 4, 2014

Abbey

A person who shags 2 people in the course of 1 day, tom jowit and alex walker and befor this tosses matti johnson off just hours befor

Sam: did u hear about that abbey?
Denny: yeah discustin init

by Samuelhughes June 29, 2009

Abbey

A girl who is pretending to be popular and thinks that everyone should be her slave she is ugly and is a slut that has a crush on everyone then leaves them she is not someone you should be freinds with or date if you do so she will ruin your entire life

"Hey Abbey, want to come to my brithday" said the girl "sure" said Abbey.
"Ugh she us so stupid and ugly" said Abbey

by A girl who is honset February 19, 2018

Abbey

Abbey is usually a big haired person. She probably doesn't wash her enough and has hundreds of lice crawling around. She stinks and makes you squeamish if you look at her too long. She is very ignorant and dumb, shown when you explain a serious situation that is not meant to be shared but she opens up her big mouth anyway. She doesn't have any friends mainly due to the fact her insect counterparts scared them away. Abbey is not to be trusted and you should stand at a 3 foot distance when you have your hair down.

"Ayo, Abbey said you have no friends!"
"Hah! The only friends she has are her lice."

by TopShaggerGeorge April 15, 2019

Albert Leonard middle school

ugly ass fat bitches and white kids that suck dick just to get their bus ticket home. the people and teachers at the school look like characters from big mouth and then rusty dusty ass hoes needa learn how to do their eyebrows them shits look like they sponsored by Nike. They edges look like lines coming out their forehead. isaac is better BIG ISAAC FYM

Albert Leonard middle school-
isaac is better

by suwooo March 14, 2019

Abbey

A Snobby bitch who gets anything and everything she wants.She normally has brown hair.She walks around the school like she owns everything. This girl is not to pretty and looks like a straight up rat.Flat all around girl. She gets extensions to (Make) her look pretty.This girl is two faced.Shes a cheater and a slut a big whore. Walks up to random guys and kisses them.She will get her best friends dad on you thats a cop. She is FAKE.She lives in a small town , witch is why she acts like this.lol

Random Person:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..ITs ABbey!!!!!

by Rheagan Jeter September 5, 2011