He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up
by Jacob elite September 16, 2021

by K_rae August 2, 2018

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.
Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.
Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.
by QuacksO May 5, 2025

A gay person who would do anything with a pulse try’s to avoid the urge of turning around for a cheeky look.RO
by DRoRo February 4, 2019

Alan-(noun) Male Name of American origin- individuals who are named Alan, are more likely to be a homosexual bottom, as well as trash at fortnite
"Yo Alan!" Alan-"fuck my ass"
by Real professor June 9, 2019

by Ellobozo May 9, 2022
