taxed her

To have sex with an un employed female. A way to offset her from paying taxes.

Fred: "How's homeless Betty doing Tom?"

Tom: "I taxed her last night so she's good for a while."

by McBAMF March 5, 2009

table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

by Biznart October 28, 2008

Hood Tax

The inflated prices of name brand items and goods sold in some neighborhood stores.

ex. The price of items in a convenience store that you would usually get from a grocery store for less,such as, bread,toilet paper,beer,etc....

ex. The price of clothes,shoes,hats and accessories from a smaller neighborhood clothing store that you would get from a urban outfitter in a more retail oriented location for a more reasonable cost.

Sentence: Dont buy that bread out of here yo,you paying double wit that "hood tax".

Sentence: Maaaan,these Nikes got that "hood tax" on em!

by S.T.T.R.E.S.S. September 1, 2010

Idiot Tax

A self-imposed tax that frequently occurs following the consumption of copious amount of alcohol. Typically levied by way of penalties, fines, additional costs for replacement travel and the like.

I hear you missed your flight because you were piss drunk.

Yeah. The Idiot Tax on that one was pretty high. The replacement flight home cost me 3 times as much as the original one !

by Barr Man June 5, 2009

tax lunch

1. to have a sexual intercourse during a lunch break. 2. a nooner. 3. a lunch quickie

I had a tax lunch with Jaime Lee a couple of days ago.

by Xavier P June 23, 2005

gay tax

A tax of any form, monetary or otherwise, imposed on a male who currently is under suspicion of being a homosexual, when the said male knowingly commits a gay act.

Hey Harry, why are you wearing Seven jeans? Give ten bucks for your gay tax.

by Charles Burrus March 21, 2007

pussy tax

The reason why women are earning 77 cents to the men's dollar. The reason why women are overcharged by mechanics, plumbers, electricians and other repair jobs.

The reason why Mary is getting paid less than Michael for the same job is because of pussy tax. Hey, at least she doesn't have to pay for penis tax, which is definitely WAY worse.

by urbandildo June 14, 2016