Parker

by TurtleTruffles May 03, 2022
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The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.
Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker
by The Possum of Wisdom November 11, 2022
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A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.
Girl 1: Ugh, I'm so glad I broke up with my boyfriend
Girl 2: Yea, he was such a Parker
by Brendyne May 13, 2020
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A kid who loves babies, he’ll always grope the baby that he sits next too at the park. He also loves cock preferably the cock of a hamsta
Parker - Ooh hamsta I love your beauty cock.

Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.

Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
by Nhaniiiiii November 30, 2020
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Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”
by thegreatperson01 November 08, 2019
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"Wow, who is that girl?"
"Her name is Parker"
by ppc133 November 23, 2021
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look at parker shes so beautiflul and magnifiacent so has blown my mind
parker is the absulute best
by parkerknowsbest October 30, 2018
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