A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world
Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
by Kayla01 December 13, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
Get the Ben Parkermug. Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2025
Get the Mason Parker Esquiremug. A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
Get the Parkermug. by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025
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Get the Parkermug. He’s amazing and he’s everything you want in a guy but he will send you on a rollercoaster of emotions and in the end everything will work out:)
by luvCl0ver July 1, 2022
Get the Parkermug.