Sarah

Man you already know what the fuck going on. Sarah is the most dyslexic bitch you will meet. Even though she fractured her nose that isn’t the only thing I will fracture (;. She is beyond beautiful when she is sleeping because her eyes aren’t open. Everytime we are on facetime she makes me horny & makes me ejaculate my kids into my ceiling. She is a dumbass motherucker & cant spell soup. She says she drinks bread & eats water, lol what kind of nonsense is that hehe. I met her on instagram but she dubbed me. She left me on open & said “what the fuck do you want nibba” a couple of weeks later she slid I to my dm’s & gave me her number. I messaged her “YERRRR” & once she replied “YERRR” I knew I was In love #NewJerseyLove. I want everything to do with her because everytime I see her eat water it makes me happy. I love calling her baby because she acts like she’s 2. sarah is my life but she’ll never be my wife lol. We are going to get married at the local gas station because she makes my peeped oily lol. also her butt is so phatt that when she sits on me she breaks my dick. hehe

Yo did you see that big butt? Yeah bro it was a sarah you already know what the fuck is going on

by igor gumdrop December 20, 2017

Sarah

A very white whore who has a cobweb shaped pussy. She has been fucked by a stoner named Niko. She always freaks out over the smallest things and gets annoying and has only 3 friends.

"Omg do you see that slut?"
"don't you mean Sarah?"

by I put the S in S.L.U.T July 8, 2016

Sarah

Slut,Whore,Glory Hole Master, and no ones friend

She looks like a Sarah

by DuckyMaster November 7, 2016

Sarah

beuatiful, smart, cute and sexy girl. Doesn't know it but all the girls are jealous of her and the guys want her. She loves animals and to be with people. Don't break her heart because when her trust is broken it's not easy to fix. She usually has green eyes and blond/ brown hair. She loves sports and art. She is very dedicated to what she does and doesn't give up easily. Tends to be very insecure and shy.

Guy 1: Damn who's that?
Guy 2: That's Sarah.
Guy 1: I'm going to talk to her!
Guy 2: Not before me !!

by Realgirlsareunicorns June 25, 2016

Sarah

Everyone knows you can’t trust a Sarah with an h

Sometimes you can trust a Sara but you can never trust a Sarah

by Metolius twonjohnson June 6, 2019

Sarah

Smells like fish.

Husband: Darling is it that time of the month?

Wife: Im afraid so, I smell like Sarah.

by LoveAngel September 20, 2014

sarah

a unit of measurement equaling approximately 2 ft in length

"How far did our joint shoot the ball?"
"About 2 and a half sarahs."
"Damn dude. We need to shoot it 10 sarahs to win!"

by Minhdzuy November 9, 2008