Penis

a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

Justin Moore loves the penis.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

penis

Penis:
-The thing that scares the shit outta you before having sex because you dont know if it's big enough for the girl

-The thing that always makes you ask yourself: "Is it big enough?"

-The only usefull part of a male

-Used for pleasure and sometimes used to give yourslef pleasure

ill always question myself about the size of my penis

by Lucas JG March 21, 2006

penis

Slang word for dick, sometimes used by doctors and scientists.

Does anyone really call it a "penis", apart from doctors and scientists?

by Andy April 27, 2004

penis

A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

by ryan April 06, 2004

penis

Come on, man. If you need a definition for "Penis", you've got serious issues.

Go get a penis you hermaphradite.

by Fiyinite7 November 15, 2007

penis

the part of your body that give you a pee in the shower as you aim for a shampoo tagret

Do you want to go in the shower and have some sex?
Sure. As long as we can aim at a shampoo target.
Ok.
And pee all over each other and suck each others penis.
Sure! Why Not?

by PENISinYOURmouth January 25, 2005

penis

your thingy

penis <3 vagina

by Anonymous August 27, 2003