Collin

A person that is strange, but in a cool way. He plays tennis, and is both smart and funny. He has unique hobbies, such as Dungeons & Dragons and ventriloquism. He can be annoying at times, but only when his friends make fun of him, or when he’s defending the things he cares about. He also has a huge, annoying, and obsessive crush on his best friend’s younger sister, since she happens to be the only girl that has some things in common with him. He also hates that his crush is 2 years younger than him, since all his friends call him a pedo. He enjoys pestering his best friend about playing Yu-Gi-Oh! since he got him some cards for his birthday that he never uses. He also likes to pretend he’s super cool, and acts like it by wearing a leather jacket to school on rare occasions, despite being a complete nerd. In all, he’s a nice guy that loves to joke around, but can be serious when he wants to be. A good friend to count on when feeling down (although it’s usually him counting on others).

Collin: Yo yo yo ur sister said hi to me! I think she finally likes me!
Jonah: Debatable.

Collin: shut it

by CoolCollin14 September 8, 2019

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collin elambasseril

good boy and loves getting pegged by a strap

collin elambasseril is a good boy

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Susan Collins

Alcoholic cocktail - 1 part warm beer, 2 parts spaghetti and ketchup, and a splash of perjury. Also known as the Date Rape Daiquiri. Best served to someone already blackout drunk.

She should have known she'd end up with a privileged prick on top of her after he drank four Susan Collins drinks.

by Feral Feminist October 7, 2018

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