Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday

“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”

by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022

hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.

"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"

by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024

Monday

THE WORST DAY IN GHE FUCKING WEEK

Random: your fucking ugly
Me: WHAT TEH FUCK??
Random: kill yourself
Me: *cutely is heartbroken*
Me: I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS

by Weezerland March 3, 2025

Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice

Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018