Boof

Boof is most powerful being in universe

Boof can destroy universe with only 50% of his power

by CalebBillet September 25, 2019

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Boof

Used amongst members of the Army as a noun or verb, boof/boofing/boofed, to refer to vapes/vaping.

Soldier 1: "Let me hit that boof Sergeant"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"

by Shenobie March 16, 2023

boof booth

boof booth: a popular addition to any carnival; the boof booth allows patrons to enjoy the effects of their favourite drugs without the hassle of having their hands full.

Bill: Bob, I'm finally feeling the effects of this tampon up my butt but I don't know what to do with my hands.
Bob: Me neither. I feel so free! Those people are the boof booth were so nice.
Bill: Yeah I agree. Lets try to win a giant stuffed bear from the carnival games!
Bob: YAAAYYY!!

by Kalamazoo234 September 6, 2013

Boofed

Boof: *not sexual*

To wreck someone in battle/in a fight; To destroy someone.

To win a fight.

Ronny was boofed in the battle against James.

"Did you boof the opponent?"

by Philosophy supreme March 17, 2021

Boof

A fake vagina, niggas in prison make this out of a towel, rubber gloves and Vaseline. To Make themselves bust a nut.

Aye who wanna use this boof next
That nigga was over there making a fuckin boof for himself tonight

by DADDYD211 May 29, 2022

boof

The act of inserting an object into the anus in order to hide or store it; typically drugs in order to avoid being caught.

Al Capone was said to have boofed many bottles of liquor in order to get those few extra bucks.
She so thicc she could prolly boof a watermelon!

by Gump II February 14, 2018