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Craig

A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.
Aidan is such a fucking Craig.
by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020
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Craig

A vindictive passive aggressive champion who seeks firm facts and absolute proof to take on entitled, self-important people... Like a Karen, but for the good guys!
Did you see how he wrecked that jerk client? What an absolute Craig!
by Starvictorious January 31, 2022
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Craiged

To transfer someone's own panic on to another, causing flapping.
I was already stressed and then he Craiged me!
by Mamma fun sponge October 6, 2020
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craig jansen

the masculine tall male that you may see wandering the halls of CHS. very sexy in all his ways craig in a winner
aka the gentle giant

by austin smith
by austingsmithlolololol March 7, 2009
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Craig

A teacher that will seem nice when you first meet them but after a while will start annoying you to the point of wanting to commit scooter ankle or drink bleach
Mrs Craig just assigned us a 20 pg essay
by ExileGodMode May 24, 2019
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craig willacy

defender of blakelaw, snipper of dustys, crusader of ketamine
"you sniffed that much ketamine?! you are a real craig willacy!"
by Benlikeslily September 24, 2023
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Craig

A man with too much money than sense.

Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.
Craig just spent £700 on a t-shirt.
by The Big Boii November 29, 2024
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