A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014

Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.
by Gig™ August 19, 2012

Spiffy news is a youtube channel created by entrepreneur Ryan Lutness. They are known for Making short news skits and satire super hero movies.
by BigGuyOfTHETown October 4, 2019

by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020

(Noun). The warm, viscous ejaculate of cum produced by a male from the northeast region of the United States- a ‘clam chowder’ of the seminal nature.
“You know Robbie? That guy in our class from Boston? I heard he blew some New England Special on Amy’s face last!”
by cdawgfre$h December 4, 2019

by Matthew265 January 4, 2020

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.
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by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
