Smoke Your Friend Out Day

February 11th

Mark: “yo it’s national smoke your friend out day”

Carson: “oh word what does that mean”

Mark: “roll a doob”

by notbigmike2 February 11, 2021

Fake friend

Someone who wont bring you chick fil a or mexican to school since you can’t drive

I have many fake friends because they make me starve by not bringing me food.

by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022

Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.

"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"

by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022

Second-Rate Friend

A friend who while typically is in the friend group, only asked to hang out when everyone else is busy or unavailable.

"You always cancel our plans last second to hang out with someone else, and it makes me think I'm just a second-rate friend"

by Anonymous Person 652718 September 7, 2023

mom like friend

um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....

pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd

your the mom like friend in this group.

by oh um okkk April 11, 2021

keep friends close and enemies closer

friends

keep friends close and enemies closer

by Ronnister October 27, 2025

Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021