by PoolWizard July 10, 2023
Get the Nuts on the tablemug. by dracosldie December 21, 2024
Get the crodie nutmug. 
Get the Nutmug. Macho Nut
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Macho Nutmug. Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
Get the Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sackmug. A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.
Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.
Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.
Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.
Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.
Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up
Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.
Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up
by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021
Get the Nut Knotmug.