ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

monkey man

defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet

monkeys are hot as fuck hes a monkey man

by cock shit November 5, 2020

fart monkey

the moment when a monkey farts

darn that was a fart monkey

by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020

making monkey

sexual intercourse

“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.

Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.

by other monkey December 26, 2020

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020