Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
by unbuttonedblaisereunited April 27, 2016
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SIGN MONKEY

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???
THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!
by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020
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chucking the monkey

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.
Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
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monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?
by Sexydimma November 28, 2013
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dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.
I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.
by MuddyBottoms May 09, 2022
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Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing
Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that
by Poopball January 12, 2025
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