Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

jacked

screwed,jibbed

he got jacked when he was caught with porn

by raghav April 10, 2003

Jack Francis Allen

lil nig from the south england that will blow o's in your face.

Watch out, I'll get Jack Francis Allen on you.

by are you gangbang August 18, 2025

Jack

The sexiest man on Earth.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I'm going to fuck Jack
Person 1: Lucky

by Subject_A5_The_Glue November 30, 2022

Jack bullock

A Chad with massive ball and a horse schong

Look he’s defo a jack bullock

by Jake Paul Is Cancer November 23, 2021

Jack

The cuntiest of cunts. Will put you in a choke hold and then get bitchy when you tell him to shut up. Will only approach you when your other friend isn't around because he's scared of her. Never admitted you've always been stronger than him because it would hurt his silly little ego. Furthermore, is somehow homophobic but also gay.

Person1: Jack is such a fucking cunt
Person2: Yeah, he's why I dislike how weak I feel
Person1: I want to kick him in the balls

by -KB May 15, 2022

Jack Burningham

Jack is a very kind person. Despite this when it comes to video games he is normally lacking the skills to complete with his peers

hey can my friend jack burningham join the squad

no he is dogwater

by cumwhore2016 February 11, 2021