huge dick cum

idk when a blak nigger cums on someone’s face a bit toog oddamn hard..,,,,

shit did this nigger make a huge dick cum

Yes.

by cool man… idk February 3, 2025

Hitler cum

hitlers cum -mace crawshaw

“Hitler cum is delicious”

by Man344 February 3, 2025

Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Cum

a painting varnish or a guitar polisher

"Kurt how do you get you guitars so shiny?"
*plays come as you are and cuts of after the first word (cum)*

by Roach37463 February 5, 2025

The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them

Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.

by Dravven February 8, 2025