poopoo penis

when you do anal but your partner hasn't wiped

Mike got a fat chode of a poopoo penis when he stuck it in a poopy butthole.

by averagexeno May 5, 2020

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

Penis

A very humorous word first used in the 1800s or so. Really funny, say it at parties!

Person 1: Penis.
Person 2: wow that was really funny, it bettered and brightened my day.

by Pseudo-Whodonym March 23, 2021

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

Penis

The scientific name for a pine tree

person 1: YO CHECK OUT THIS HUGE PENIS
person 2: thats nothing dude i saw a bigger one on my last hike.

by Lil chubby November 25, 2021

penis

something that wis and miles always associate things with

miles: lol that thing looks like a penis

wis: ikr

by Wissy Pissy April 18, 2023

Penis

A slingy thing that wiggles in and out

Omg his penis is deep inside me.

by Leeper April 19, 2021