Crack open a cold one with the boys

Fun fun fun fun fun

Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys

by Crackinwithdaboyz May 22, 2017

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

by zabuma March 30, 2009

one-eyed snake charmer

anyone who gives someone a boner

damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!

by manyook April 29, 2010

One hand in the jungle book

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives

Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey

by The Murfster January 13, 2011

the one you never had

This phrase is indicating you don't have something, whether it's parents, drugs, money, llamas, a life, a brain, friends girls (or boys, not here to judge..... :/ ), a sense of humour or if you just want to cuss someone out and you have nothing to lead from

Your mum? Like the one you never had!

by The_one! May 11, 2017

one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012