New Yorkwer

A New Yorker (putting the W back into inhabitants of -er from OE -ware)
An UwU way of saying New Yorker

Who wants a big New Yorkwer pizza?

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

News Corp

Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.

Also see shitfuckery

I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.

by iDontTrustYou September 30, 2024

New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

new sock

The interchangeable sock you use in the middle of night when you decide to masterbate.

Hey man wanna see my new sock I just used it last night.

by BiggishTurtle35 March 14, 2021

New Mexico Monsoon

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans

"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.

by itzmillicent June 26, 2025